Kaitlyn, married to a marine, future nurse.

outfit game:on point
mental health game:?????
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7 hours ago

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

image

damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via slothxcore)

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Posted
7 hours ago

correct representation of how I handle everything.

(Source: snoden, via slothxcore)

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7 hours ago

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"Do you orgasm when you put a tampon in?"

(via slothxcore)

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7 hours ago
dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

(via thefuuuucomics)

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8 hours ago

yyoubetheanchor:

lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

Wait this is one person?


Promise Phan.

(Source: afternoonsnoozebutton, via faithringthebell)

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Posted
8 hours ago

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

image

(via hellabunchesofoates)

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Posted
9 hours ago
subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

(via thefuuuucomics)

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Posted
9 hours ago
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